We’re all at home A LOT right now. I’ve heard from many people that this time of forced introspection has been maddening...

Perhaps you’re overwhelmed at home with a lack of personal space and you’re feeling like a genuine grump. Or perhaps you are spending record breaking hours alone with your own mind — giving in to the frequent frenetic streams of anxiety or racing down the many paths of justifiable paranoid fantasies. Maybe even at this very moment, you are feeling numb and cheated after days of leaning into your favorite vices (those of which you THOUGHT you could be enjoying GUILT FREE!)

Yes, we are all thinking it....

THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

Look no further my feverish friends!

My name is TJ Grant, better known as the Narcissynthesist, and I’m here to tell you the god honest truth:
THE SECRET TO A BETTER LIFE IS RIGHT HERE IN YOUR HANDS!!
That’s right, the Enlightened You that you’ve been dying to unlock is just a click away!

Quit screaming at your children from within your home office and simply drift away into a serene sonic landscape of intoxicating colors and textures.

I am a magician among musicians. During my time in quarantine, I have crafted an album of CURE-ALL soundscapes, which after a healthy listening, will leave you shinier, happier, and more ready to take on the (empty) day!

Just watch! as your dog — who only moments ago was being reprimanded for panting too loudly in the same room as you — gives you that look of admiration you expect and deserve! EVERYONE will notice the compassionate Alpha within you coming to life!!

ACT NOW and fulfill that quarantine prescription with not 4, not 5, but 6! extended jams of true bliss and tranquillity, written with the specific purpose of MAKING YOUR LIFE EASIER.

Extensive testing by SCIENCE and WITCHES shows that after just 3 rounds of Quarantine Dream, you’ll be experiencing :

-A side of yourself you thought you had lost in adolescence
-A sudden belief that we are not alone in this universe
-An itching feeling that is coupled with the will to not scratch it and finally discover what comes AFTER the itching
-A strong desire to ignore FaceTime calls from your family
-Telepathy
-Empathy
-Increased sexual performance
-The courage necessary to get out of the shower in the early morning
-A desire to join a CrossFit gym and the relief of knowing you won’t ultimately bother
-Increased brain activity
And much MUCH MORE!!

Download this beautiful piece of music for FREE and experience for yourself the psychoacoustic effects of QUARANTINE DREAM!
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but in all seriousness... JOHN LENNON & YOKO ONO PUSHED FOR WORLD PEACE BY ASKING US ALL TO STAY IN BED FOR A WEEK. Have you noticed the peace that has emerged from our current worldwide, shelter-in-place orders?

As my wife reads and our animals snooze around us, I'm inspired to translate our tranquil mood through music. What began as background sounds to sustain our home sanctuary, has become a project of sharing the peace we're making with everyone else at home.

Obviously, a transformation like the one we're experiencing is not all peace and love, but we should be taking this chance to embrace the death of what we've known and CREATE A LIFE WE ACTUALLY WANT